Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Budget Aggro
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,743
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Jan 30, 2026
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Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Average Decklist
- 1 Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
- 1 Aether ChannelerAether Channeler
- 1 AetherizeAetherize
- 1 Alchemist's RetrievalAlchemist's Retrieval
- 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1 Archmage's NewtArchmage's Newt
- 1 Burnished HartBurnished Hart
- 1 Castle VantressCastle Vantress
- 1 Cephalid ColiseumCephalid Coliseum
- 1 Chart a CourseChart a Course
- 1 Chasm SkulkerChasm Skulker
- 1 CounterspellCounterspell
- 1 Deepfathom SkulkerDeepfathom Skulker
- 1 DefabricateDefabricate
- 1 Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1 Demolition FieldDemolition Field
- 1 Detective of the MonthDetective of the Month
- 1 Dig Through TimeDig Through Time
- 1 Disdainful StrokeDisdainful Stroke
- 1 Donatello, Gadget MasterDonatello, Gadget Master
- 1 Dour Port-MageDour Port-Mage
- 1 Dream FractureDream Fracture
- 1 Eaten by PiranhasEaten by Piranhas
- 1 Emrakul's MessengerEmrakul's Messenger
- 1 Essence ScatterEssence Scatter
- 1 Expendable LackeyExpendable Lackey
- 1 Faerie VandalFaerie Vandal
- 1 Frantic SearchFrantic Search
- 1 Gray Harbor MerfolkGray Harbor Merfolk
- 1 Hall of Storm GiantsHall of Storm Giants
- 1 Hall of TriumphHall of Triumph
- 1 Heraldic BannerHeraldic Banner
- 1 Homunculus HordeHomunculus Horde
- 1 Hydroelectric SpecimenHydroelectric Specimen
- 26 IslandIsland
- 1 Jwari DisruptionJwari Disruption
- 1 Kefnet's MonumentKefnet's Monument
- 1 Lonely SandbarLonely Sandbar
- 1 Master of WavesMaster of Waves
- 1 Midnight ClockMidnight Clock
- 1 Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1 Mistblade ShinobiMistblade Shinobi
- 1 NegateNegate
- 1 Noggle the MindNoggle the Mind
- 1 Ormos, Archive KeeperOrmos, Archive Keeper
- 1 PonderPonder
- 1 PreordainPreordain
- 1 PropagandaPropaganda
- 1 Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1 Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1 Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1 ResculptResculpt
- 1 Shoreline LooterShoreline Looter
- 1 Silent HallcreeperSilent Hallcreeper
- 1 Sky DiamondSky Diamond
- 1 Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 1 Solemn SimulacrumSolemn Simulacrum
- 1 Surge EngineSurge Engine
- 1 Swiftfoot BootsSwiftfoot Boots
- 1 The Surgical BayThe Surgical Bay
- 1 Thirst for DiscoveryThirst for Discovery
- 1 Thirst for IdentityThirst for Identity
- 1 Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1 Trailblazer's BootsTrailblazer's Boots
- 1 Treasure CruiseTreasure Cruise
- 1 TromokratisTromokratis
- 1 Twenty-Toed ToadTwenty-Toed Toad
- 1 Unable to ScreamUnable to Scream
- 1 Vnwxt, Verbose HostVnwxt, Verbose Host
- 1 Walker of Secret WaysWalker of Secret Ways
- 1 War RoomWar Room
- 1 Wash AwayWash Away
- 1 Waxen ShapethiefWaxen Shapethief
- 1 Wayfarer's BaubleWayfarer's Bauble
- 1 Witness ProtectionWitness Protection
Aether Channeler
Aether Channeler
Archmage's Newt
Archmage's Newt
Burnished Hart
Burnished Hart
Chasm Skulker
Chasm Skulker
Deepfathom Skulker
Deepfathom Skulker
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Detective of the Month
Detective of the Month
Donatello, Gadget Master
Donatello, Gadget Master
Dour Port-Mage
Dour Port-Mage
Emrakul's Messenger
Emrakul's Messenger
Expendable Lackey
Expendable Lackey
Faerie Vandal
Faerie Vandal
Gray Harbor Merfolk
Gray Harbor Merfolk
Homunculus Horde
Homunculus Horde
Hydroelectric Specimen
Hydroelectric Specimen
Master of Waves
Master of Waves
Mistblade Shinobi
Mistblade Shinobi
Ormos, Archive Keeper
Ormos, Archive Keeper
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Shoreline Looter
Shoreline Looter
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Solemn Simulacrum
Solemn Simulacrum
Surge Engine
Surge Engine
Tromokratis
Tromokratis
Twenty-Toed Toad
Twenty-Toed Toad
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Walker of Secret Ways
Walker of Secret Ways
Waxen Shapethief
Waxen Shapethief
Instants (15)
Aetherize
Aetherize
Alchemist's Retrieval
Alchemist's Retrieval
Counterspell
Counterspell
Defabricate
Defabricate
Dig Through Time
Dig Through Time
Disdainful Stroke
Disdainful Stroke
Dream Fracture
Dream Fracture
Essence Scatter
Essence Scatter
Frantic Search
Frantic Search
Jwari Disruption
Jwari Disruption
Negate
Negate
Resculpt
Resculpt
Thirst for Discovery
Thirst for Discovery
Thirst for Identity
Thirst for Identity
Wash Away
Wash Away
Sorceries (4)
Chart a Course
Chart a Course
Ponder
Ponder
Preordain
Preordain
Treasure Cruise
Treasure Cruise
Artifacts (11)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Hall of Triumph
Hall of Triumph
Heraldic Banner
Heraldic Banner
Kefnet's Monument
Kefnet's Monument
Midnight Clock
Midnight Clock
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Sky Diamond
Sky Diamond
Swiftfoot Boots
Swiftfoot Boots
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Trailblazer's Boots
Trailblazer's Boots
Wayfarer's Bauble
Wayfarer's Bauble
Enchantments (6)
Eaten by Piranhas
Eaten by Piranhas
Noggle the Mind
Noggle the Mind
Propaganda
Propaganda
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Unable to Scream
Unable to Scream
Witness Protection
Witness Protection
Lands (8)
Castle Vantress
Castle Vantress
Cephalid Coliseum
Cephalid Coliseum
Demolition Field
Demolition Field
Hall of Storm Giants
Hall of Storm Giants
Lonely Sandbar
Lonely Sandbar
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
The Surgical Bay
The Surgical Bay
War Room
War Room
Basics (1)
Island
26 Island