Average Deck for Squidward, Sarcastic Snob - Expensive Wheels
Original Name:
Grazilaxx, Illithid ScholarGrazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
Squidward, Sarcastic Snob
Rank #1,682
3decks
Jan 30, 2026
Fire and Ice: Which Cards Are Hot and Cold for Goro-Goro and Satoru?
On this edition of Fire and Ice, we're checking in with a popular Grixis Dragon maker: Goro-Goro and Satoru. Let's see what's heating up.
Aug 28, 2025
Malcolm and Sakashima Commander Deck Tech
Levi's got a great deck here helmed by Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator and Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator (okay, the second one is Sakashima of a Thousand Faces, but it's there to clone Malcolm). Come take a look!
Average Decklist
- 1 Squidward, Sarcastic SnobSquidward, Sarcastic Snob
- 1 Access TunnelAccess Tunnel
- 1 An Offer You Can't RefuseAn Offer You Can't Refuse
- 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1 ArchaeomancerArchaeomancer
- 1 Artificer's AssistantArtificer's Assistant
- 1 Bident of ThassaBident of Thassa
- 1 Capture of JingzhouCapture of Jingzhou
- 1 Castle VantressCastle Vantress
- 1 Cephalid ConstableCephalid Constable
- 1 Chain of VaporChain of Vapor
- 1 Chasm SkulkerChasm Skulker
- 1 Chrome MoxChrome Mox
- 1 Coastal PiracyCoastal Piracy
- 1 Cunning EvasionCunning Evasion
- 1 Curious ObsessionCurious Obsession
- 1 Cyclonic RiftCyclonic Rift
- 1 Decanter of Endless WaterDecanter of Endless Water
- 1 Defiler of DreamsDefiler of Dreams
- 1 Dowsing DaggerDowsing Dagger
- 1 Enduring CuriosityEnduring Curiosity
- 1 FabricateFabricate
- 1 Fading HopeFading Hope
- 1 Faerie MastermindFaerie Mastermind
- 1 Faerie SeerFaerie Seer
- 1 FloodbringerFloodbringer
- 1 Force of NegationForce of Negation
- 1 Gemstone CavernsGemstone Caverns
- 1 Gudul LurkerGudul Lurker
- 1 Hullbreaker HorrorHullbreaker Horror
- 1 Invisible StalkerInvisible Stalker
- 11 IslandIsland
- 1 Liquimetal TorqueLiquimetal Torque
- 1 Lotus PetalLotus Petal
- 1 Lórien RevealedLórien Revealed
- 1 Mana DrainMana Drain
- 1 MathemagicsMathemagics
- 1 Military IntelligenceMilitary Intelligence
- 1 Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1 Mist-Cloaked HeraldMist-Cloaked Herald
- 1 Moon-Circuit HackerMoon-Circuit Hacker
- 1 Mox AmberMox Amber
- 1 Mox DiamondMox Diamond
- 1 Myriad LandscapeMyriad Landscape
- 1 Mystic SanctuaryMystic Sanctuary
- 1 NegateNegate
- 1 Ninja of the Deep HoursNinja of the Deep Hours
- 1 Nykthos, Shrine to NyxNykthos, Shrine to Nyx
- 1 Otawara, Soaring CityOtawara, Soaring City
- 1 Plea for PowerPlea for Power
- 1 Polluted DeltaPolluted Delta
- 1 PonderPonder
- 1 PongifyPongify
- 1 Prismatic VistaPrismatic Vista
- 1 Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1 Rapid HybridizationRapid Hybridization
- 1 Reconnaissance MissionReconnaissance Mission
- 1 Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1 Rhystic StudyRhystic Study
- 1 Rogue's PassageRogue's Passage
- 1 Saprazzan HeirSaprazzan Heir
- 1 Shadow RiftShadow Rift
- 1 Silent HallcreeperSilent Hallcreeper
- 1 Siren StormtamerSiren Stormtamer
- 1 Slither BladeSlither Blade
- 9 Snow-Covered IslandSnow-Covered Island
- 1 Sol RingSol Ring
- 1 Spectral SailorSpectral Sailor
- 1 Sword of the AnimistSword of the Animist
- 1 Temporal ManipulationTemporal Manipulation
- 1 Terrain GeneratorTerrain Generator
- 1 The One RingThe One Ring
- 1 Thieving SkydiverThieving Skydiver
- 1 Thought VesselThought Vessel
- 1 Thousand-Faced ShadowThousand-Faced Shadow
- 1 Time WarpTime Warp
- 1 Triton ShorestalkerTriton Shorestalker
- 1 Unable to ScreamUnable to Scream
- 1 Urza's SagaUrza's Saga
- 1 War RoomWar Room
- 1 WindfallWindfall
- 1 Wizard ClassWizard Class
Archaeomancer
Archaeomancer
Artificer's Assistant
Artificer's Assistant
Cephalid Constable
Cephalid Constable
Chasm Skulker
Chasm Skulker
Defiler of Dreams
Defiler of Dreams
Enduring Curiosity
Enduring Curiosity
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Seer
Faerie Seer
Floodbringer
Floodbringer
Gudul Lurker
Gudul Lurker
Hullbreaker Horror
Hullbreaker Horror
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Mist-Cloaked Herald
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Moon-Circuit Hacker
Ninja of the Deep Hours
Ninja of the Deep Hours
Psychosis Crawler
Psychosis Crawler
Saprazzan Heir
Saprazzan Heir
Silent Hallcreeper
Silent Hallcreeper
Siren Stormtamer
Siren Stormtamer
Slither Blade
Slither Blade
Spectral Sailor
Spectral Sailor
Thieving Skydiver
Thieving Skydiver
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Thousand-Faced Shadow
Triton Shorestalker
Triton Shorestalker
Instants (10)
An Offer You Can't Refuse
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Chain of Vapor
Chain of Vapor
Cyclonic Rift
Cyclonic Rift
Fading Hope
Fading Hope
Force of Negation
Force of Negation
Mana Drain
Mana Drain
Negate
Negate
Pongify
Pongify
Rapid Hybridization
Rapid Hybridization
Shadow Rift
Shadow Rift
Sorceries (9)
Capture of Jingzhou
Capture of Jingzhou
Fabricate
Fabricate
Lórien Revealed
Lórien Revealed
Mathemagics
Mathemagics
Plea for Power
Plea for Power
Ponder
Ponder
Temporal Manipulation
Temporal Manipulation
Time Warp
Time Warp
Windfall
Windfall
Artifacts (14)
Arcane Signet
Arcane Signet
Bident of Thassa
Bident of Thassa
Chrome Mox
Chrome Mox
Decanter of Endless Water
Decanter of Endless Water
Dowsing Dagger
Dowsing Dagger
Liquimetal Torque
Liquimetal Torque
Lotus Petal
Lotus Petal
Mind Stone
Mind Stone
Mox Amber
Mox Amber
Mox Diamond
Mox Diamond
Sol Ring
Sol Ring
Sword of the Animist
Sword of the Animist
The One Ring
The One Ring
Thought Vessel
Thought Vessel
Enchantments (8)
Coastal Piracy
Coastal Piracy
Cunning Evasion
Cunning Evasion
Curious Obsession
Curious Obsession
Military Intelligence
Military Intelligence
Reconnaissance Mission
Reconnaissance Mission
Rhystic Study
Rhystic Study
Unable to Scream
Unable to Scream
Wizard Class
Wizard Class
Lands (14)
Access Tunnel
Access Tunnel
Castle Vantress
Castle Vantress
Gemstone Caverns
Gemstone Caverns
Myriad Landscape
Myriad Landscape
Mystic Sanctuary
Mystic Sanctuary
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Otawara, Soaring City
Otawara, Soaring City
Polluted Delta
Polluted Delta
Prismatic Vista
Prismatic Vista
Reliquary Tower
Reliquary Tower
Rogue's Passage
Rogue's Passage
Terrain Generator
Terrain Generator
Urza's Saga
Urza's Saga
War Room
War Room
Basics (2)
Island
11 Islands
Snow-Covered Island
9 Snow-Covered Islands